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I'm so tired

of life. Seriously, give me a fucking break.

posted : Thursday, December 17th, 2009

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I love the counselors at my school 

Saskia,

 

I am mad at you for several reasons. 
 1.  you are here in pgh still with
nothing to do and u don't come see me.

 

I also am mad at you for showing Veronica thisiswhyyouarefat.com and then
her showing me.  Man I took out ground chicken tonight to make a healthy
burger alternative and now I want add turkey sausage , turkey bacon and 7
different cheeses to it.

 

Thanks a lot.

 

-damian

posted : Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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Rule #1

don’t be so extra.

posted : Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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While at work

  • Supervisor: Now let me introduce to you another person that the Lord has sent to you to help you with your homework. Now he doesn't have to be here, so you better appreciate it and you better use your resources cause you know grandma at home ain't helping you with your division. Now say hi to Mr. Trevon.
  • 1st through 5th graders: Hiiiii Mr. Trevon
  • 2nd grader: He look like Soulja Boy!
  • Supervisor: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT HIM? I said, he don't get no play in this establishment. He don't get no airtime in my car and he shouldn't get no air time with you young children either. Anybody that talks about women the he does, is disgusting. Ya'll know better than that. If you respected yourself, you wouldn't listen to his garbage.
  • 3rd grader: Ooh, my momma don't respect herself cause she said "Soulja Boy could get it"
  • Supervisor: Ok guys, time to take out your homework, we're wasting time, let's go! move it!

posted : Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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Sometimes, you've got to wonder

posted : Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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Michael Jackson Medley by Sam Tsui

ALL of these people are him and they are ALL doing something different (except the beatboxer of course)

posted : Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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Lady Gaga Medley by Sam Tsui

1) He hits some notes

2) Lady Gaga needs to call him up

posted : Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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I can't wait till Sunday

so I can watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

posted : Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself

posted : Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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“ It is wrong to expect a reward for your struggles. The reward is the act of the struggle itself, not what you win.
—

Phil Ochs (via quote-book)

I got mad rewards.

posted : Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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